*sings*..after all this time. Picking up the pieces of my life...

Oh, hey, didn't realize anyone was here. Yes, I am still alive, for those who don't know (not that anyone cares, since no one reads my journal). Incidentally, I came to livejournal looking for porn and kittens, and decided, "What the hell, I'm supposed to be working, but I'm lazy, so I'll just chat randomly for a moment. Then I'll go back to work, I swear!"

*kicks muse in the pants for good measure*

So yeah, just saying hi 'cause I'm bored and very glad that most of next week will be taken by exams (which never worry me even if they should), thus forcing us to go to school for only half a day. W00t!

I could not help myself. It was just too amusing to pass up, especially as it describes me fairly well.

Freak- INFJ 20% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 60% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK." Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually. You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they? You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development. You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that. You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing. ***************** If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this. ***************** The other personality types are as follows... Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion You scored higher than 99% on Intuition You scored higher than 99% on Thinking You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I wrote this puppy a while ago after first being exposed to the wank taking place in the reviews of Zuko's Flamethrower's fic. After choking to death upon the stupidity of the whole fiasco, I decided to take action and write an article disputing the most common arguments of Suethors. For all you folks coming in from my other journal, please keep in mind that I wrote this with both the Avatar fandom and Suefics specifically in mind, so not all of it applies to fanfiction in general, although a majority of it does.

Also, please make note of the fact that this article is UNDER CONSTRUCTION, so if there is an argument that I have not listed in the article, just sit tight, as it is probably coming. I will inform any interested parties when this is updated, if they so wish. Just leave a comment or send an e-mail and I will notify you.

( Yes, Actually, We Do Have the Right: A Rebuttal to the Arguments of the Suethors. )

More ranting from me? Dear me, I'm on quite a roll.

After only seeing about the first thirty minutes of it, I have reached a conclusion: The Legend of Zorro is a horrible movie.

The fact that it is such a horrible movie is a terrible insult to the first movie, which was one of the great masterpieces of cinema. It's very difficult to believe that such a great film as that could have such a dreadful sequel. I'm not sure how much more I'll be able to stomach without wanting to be ill. It's just THAT BAD.

The plot is just so...contrived, for lack of a better word. It is almost as if someone borrowed the premise of the movie from a fanfiction they stumbled upon. Not that all fanfiction is bad of course, but even some of the best ones simply would not work on the big screen. It's only a matter of time until they admit their true source.

I think I'm going to go gouge my eyes out now.

I've stumbled upon a great revelation.

I really like stupid songs.

I had realized this before, but this is the first time it really hit me. I am a stupid song FANATIC.

It's pretty sad, actually. I started listening to the Spongebob Squarepants Yellow Album and found myself rocking out to a lot of the songs. I rather enjoyed hearing the songs from episodes I knew. There were only a couple I wasn't familiar with, which is pretty bad in itself. But to actually enjoy them? I question my own sanity.

I just can't help it, it seems. Songs as dumb as these give me of feeling of inner happiness. I'll be damned if I didn't listen to "The Fast Food Song" (which, curiously enough, is not from Spongebob) without cracking a smile. There is nothing that makes me feel more life-affirmed than to hear some moron (or morons) belting out the world's most stupid tune.

Now, if you excuse me, I have some more idiot music to listen to.

And so begins mine bitchery.

I was trying to save it for later, really I was, but sometimes it just won't stay inside me. I did attempt to stop it from surfacing, at least, but it all came to naught. So you are all sentenced to suffer through my rants.

My first and foremost ranting priority? School. Why? Because IT SUCKS.

Period.

It's as if the teachers are trying to drive me up the wall with all their insane projects. If they know anything about me, it's that I am absolutely terrible with such assignments. I procrastinate like no tomorrow, simply because my brain seems to set on the idea that if it's not due the next day, I don't have to do it. Even right now, I should probably be researching for my English project, but I'm not, as is obvious by this post. I'm trying to get better, but I get distracted to easily by other, more fun things. 'Tis the sad life I live.

The other thing I really have to say something about is FF.net. They are PISSING ME OFF. How is that, you ask? Elementary, my dear Watson! You see, this "lovely" website hasn't updated their A:TLA stories in four days. Now, this could be just because nobody's bothered to upload any new chapters, but I find this painfully hard to believe. Ever since I began reading A:TLA fanfiction, the section for it has consistantly updated on a daily basis. Why would there be a drop in fanfic output all of a sudden? Does every writer have writer's block at this moment? Somehow, I find that to be quite an impossibility, seeing as how the probability that every A:TLA writer is suffering from it is slim to none. Therefore, I am left to conclude that this is all FF.Net's fault. Even if it isn't, I've always wanted to get them off on something. Any site that boasts so much crapfic per fandom should be punished, regardless of whether I post there or not.

Oh, well, that's enough of my ranting...for now *shifty eyes*

Well, here it is, folks. The moment we've ALL been waiting for. MY FIRST POST AT LIVE JOURNAL! WOOHOO!

Um...yeah.

Anyway, I must commence this post by honestly saying that I haven't the faintest idea what to say. It's just...the first post. I figured I might to save you from all my rantings, ravings, and bitch tyranny...at least for now. But who knows what tomorrow may bring *smiles evilly*

Seriously, though, I'm really excited to be posting here. It gives me a nice little niche where I can share all my random crap with everyone. I imagine you're all looking forward to that. If you're not... well...IT DOES NOT MATTER! I WILL FORCE YOU TO BEAR WITNESS TO ALL MY RANDOMNESS! NO ONE CAN ESCAPE FROM ME! NOBODY! MUHAHAHAHA!

I think I must be on an evil high today. Not that that's a bad thing ^_~